If any of you are keen as to the whereabouts of this man, please report immediately. This photo was taken just after he lost his cat, and he’s been missing ever since. Please help us find this poor and deranged man:

I slipped on a banana peel and fell from a 4th story bay window. Seconds later, I came crashing down through 2 wooden doors which led to the only storm cellar on the property. Luckily, a family of 13 pet rats and 3 sacks of undeliverable mail broke my fall. I began sorting through the mail with great avarice. I found a letter of affection addressed to my grandfather. I found the letter to be quite graphically excessive. I read 6 more letters and then sneezed. A whirlwind of splinters carried me across the bean fields and into the bedroom of my first love. We sat and cried for a while, and then I slipped on another banana peel. This time I fell through 16 hardwood floors before landing in a bathtub with the naked mother of my first love. She taught me practices I shall never forget. Sleep. I’ve forgotten everything. I withdraw $20,000 from a bank account I never knew I had. With this money, I purchase the teeth of 24 of the greatest figures in history. On a whim, I cast them out to sea and watch as 43 mermaids viciously wrestle for their ownership.
Now, I want you as the audience to do me a favor. Look to the left. Yep, that’s a command. Look to the right. Fantastic. We are interacting through symbols displayed on an abstract device called a “screen.”

“I wrote 7 songs last night at 1:30am”
Dryer Buzzer

Probably one of the most bizarre and thought provoking films I’ve ever seen. It’s like taking LSD without taking LSD and still kind of making sense. I don’t think this kind of imagery exists anywhere else in such form.
La montaña sagrada (The Holy Mountain) (1973), was entirely financed by John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

And the winner is…
Emerson Dibley of Los Angeles, CA!

Thank you to all who have participated in this righteous contest.
The project will go into production in Nov, and we shall discover the fruits of this concept.

Keep working!

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cassidy t. and travis w. star in this piece:
an ode to the gift of bathrooms.

In the bathroom from Master on Vimeo.