W. Allen
Thursday, May 28th, 2009Love:
“Even as a kid I always went for the wrong women, when we went to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White, I immediately fell for the wicked queen.”
Death:
“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
Sex:
“Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.”
God:
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
Regret:
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
