“My life. The life I’m living that’s where all my inspiration comes from. Real life experiences.”

- Fred Durst

Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by a woman: if you have witnesses, you will find she did it with a knife; but if you take simply the aspect of the pencil, you will say she did it with her teeth. 

- Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar. 

We pass,
while you’re coming up for air

We pass,
when the day comes to an end

We pass,
while your ride comes to a halt

We pass,
when you pass us, chasing doors

How ya’ll feelin’ out there? Are you still alive Los Angeles? Are you?

The following interview was conducted under a new program called, “Dealing with inner city issues, Vol. IV”

We caught up with a young boy en route to school last Tuesday. His name is Maurice Stanley. He is 13 years old. He is of nebulous racial descent. Here goes.

Dave: Hi Maurice, how are you today?
Maurice: Good.
D: That’s very interesting. Now when you answered me just then did you feel even the slightest urge to attack me, physically?
M: What?
D: Well, what was purported by your initial reaction? Was it wholly derivative, or were there traces of substantialized legitimacy?
M: What?
D: I’m gonna stop you there. So, what’s it like growing up in the middle of a big city?
M: It’s hard on the streets.
D: I see. Can you tell me a little bit about your upbringing.
M: It’s hard on the streets.
D: Okay.
M: It’s hard on the streets.
D: I can imagine. I, on the other hand, make lots of money as a T.V. anchorman.
M: It’s hard on the streets.
D: Why do you keep saying that?
M: It’s hard on the streets. I grew up on the streets. And now I rule the streets.
D: Interview over!

Due to these obviously extreme threats of violence the interview was ended abruptly. We can only hope that we may one day connect with the inner city.

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